So, today while walking in the park, a bird decided to release its stomach fluids on my camera. It dropped right on the operating dial.

I remembered thinking, “Great. Just my luck,” and showed it to my friend who was standing beside me. We joked about it for a bit, but it was no fun removing the shit.

Thankfully, somewhere between escaping the bird’s ass and the atmosphere, it had hardened up before hitting my camera. So it was easy to flick it off with a tree twig or two. Talk about good luck.

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